Saturday, 8 February 2020

Chlorination Chicken a culinary solecism

 What a mess;I am sorry but it´s not for me.
 
Having nodded off on my Terry Pratchett,I awoke on February 1st worrying about chlorinated chicken. If it’s something Liam Fox likes, then I most certainly do not want it.There was a a distinct feeling of armageddon in the air.Attempts seemed afoot to sabotage the coming of the end times,or had I been taking my Terry Pratchett fantasy to heart.Britains have grown too accustomed to their comfortable surroundings.On the other side of the sea,how unusually abandoned and odd are we now feeling in Europe? For this we can blame the legacy of the British Empire – but ironically we can’t blame anyone else for creating that Empire.The problem is, Great Britain does not know how to be un-great.The 31st of January was a profound national shame,as too this dish.If its sovereignty and empire you are after,I give you "Chlorination Chicken". Any discerning palate flinches when a platter of sandwiches is passed around the boardroom table as part of a working lunch, and some clammy triangular white bread is holding together a jaundiced looking filling that is "Coronation Chicken". Much like the 2016 referendum this is a modern day solecism.So how has this recipe become to be so disgusting, possibly by chefs having allowed stages and ingredients to be bypassed and sacrificed in the name of cost cutting and time saving. If anyone who has had to suffer Coronation Chicken as it is served today could have the chance to sample it in its original form - here it is.Rather you than me. In their imminent green and pleasant isolation, all the United kingdom might be left with is bloody Chlorination chicken.
The provenance of this recipe is a story in itself.while it was created in India by the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester´s cook, who eventually became housekeeper to the actor John Hurt´s parents. The recipe was passed on to me by John Hurt´s sister-in -law. It was originally created as a celebratory dish for the coronation of George VI.
I wonder if it is served as a working lunch to the cabinet in Number 10?
Coronation Chicken
1.5 kg chicken roast with tarragon

FOR THE SAUCE
1/2 tbsp olive oil
12.5g butter
50g finely chopped onion
1/2 desert spoon curry powder
1/2 desert spoon curry paste
1 generous tsp tomato puree
1 glass red wine
1 glass water
1 bay leaf
25g ground almonds
salt and pepper
pinch of sugar
1 slice lemon and juice of 1 lemon
2 tablespoons apricot puree or jam
200ml mayonnaise
75ml lightly whipped cream 

Cook the sauce while the chicken is roasting.
Heat the oil and butter in a pan and gently fry the onion, stirring from time to time until the onion is transparent. Stir in the curry powder and curry paste and cook for a further two minutes. add the tomato puree, red wine, water and bay leaf. Bring to the boil. Stir in the almonds and season with salt and pepper and sugar. Add the lemon slice and lemon juice and simmer in the open pan for 5-10 minutes to reduce. Remove from the heat and mix in the apricot puree or jam, mayonnaise and the lightly whipped cream.Liquidise the sauce in a food processor, joint the chicken and coat with the sauce. Sprinkle with toasted flaked almonds and serve.

Wednesday, 5 February 2020

Octopus on toast? mastering a sea monster

Who doesn’t love a good bruschetta? This popular Italian antipasto is so much more than a simple piece of toast, though, at the same time, that is exactly what it is:posh toast. Yet, a good bruschetta, at its most basic level – crispy on the outside and slightly chewy in the middle, rubbed with garlic, and drizzled with good olive oil – can make almost anyone happy? A simple bruschetta is great, but it can go so many ways; the variation of possible toppings is endless!
Octopus on toast? not in my lifetime I hear you say!!
I know it sounds weird, but this marinated griddled octopus, sitting on top of a spiced up Portuguese sweet potato mash, is seriously delicious.
Cake with cheese? Not in my life time!

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Cake with cheese? Not in my life time!

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Cake with cheese? Not in my life time!

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Cake with cheese? Not in my life time!

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Well… have you ever thought of putting octopus tentacles on bruschetta, with a smear of a garlicky lemony sweet potato, olive and chilli spread and a sprinkling of fresh coriander? Because I have… and believe me it works! try it for yourself.This is my wintery way of mastering octopus.In the summer I will probably opt for a lighter spread of white bean butter, lime and horseradish.I used Portuguese sweet potato for this but the original recipe cited regular mashed potato.For those sweet potato fans among you this is the Portuguese purple skinned sweet potato not the orange fleshed Spanish variant.For non sweet potato admirers substitute a white fleshed potato variety that you would normally use for mash.
Octopus on toast
Serves 8 as a starter
I small octopus,cooked
2 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tsp dried oregano
1 cup (250ml) olive oil
2 thick slices white bread,crusts removed
4 cloves garlic
500g (1lb potatoes of your choice,boiled and mashed
1 tbsp lemon juice
1/4 cup finely chopped flat leaf parsley
1Tbsp pitted and finely chopped black olives
2 tsp seeded and finely chopped red chilli
1tsp finely chopped lemon zest
Cook the octopus

TO COOK THE OCTOPUS
1 small onion
1 small carrot
3 bay leaves
6 black pepercorns 
Bring the water to the boil.Peel the onion and slice it thinly.Scrub the carrot and slice it into thin coins.Add the onion ,carrot,bay leaves and peppercorns to the water.

Dunk the monster into the boiling water.As soon as it returns to the boil,lift it out ( yes i know,unfortunately no tips here for handling a slippery cephalod with tongs and other assorted batterie de cuisine) leave it for a few seconds then return it to the pan. Repeat,then leave to simmer for about 40 minutes.Test it for tenderness by slicing off a tiny piece.If it is still tough,leave to simmer for for anything up to 30 minutes more,making the sign of the cross over your chest hoping for success.If it isn´t tender then, it probably won´t ever be.

Place the octopus in a ceramic or glass bowl.Combine the vinegar,oregano and1/4 cup of oil and pour over the octopus.Cover and leave to marinate for 30 minutes.Pre-heat the oven to 180C/350F.Cut each slice of bread into quarters.Place on a baking tray and toast in the oven until golden.Remove and allow to cool on a wire rack.To make the sauce,place the garlic and 1 teaspoon of salt in a pestle and mortar and pound until soft and creamy.Place in a bowl and add the mashed potato and lemon juice.Whisk the mixture continuously while slowly adding the remaining olive oil. When the sauce is light and fluffy,fold in the parsley,olives,chilli and lemon zest.heat heavy based  frying pan over high heat and sear the octopus forb 2-3 minutes on both sides until coloured.Remove and cut into quarters.Place a heaped tablespoon of the sauce on each of the bread squares and top with the octopus.
 

Saturday, 1 February 2020

How gay is your kitchen?

Michelangelo´s David with a whisk,now there´s a thought?

Gay identity has long been openly linked to the decorative and performing arts — fashion, interior design, dance, opera, and theatre.The culinary arts have remained in the closet however. Gay men’s history of culinary sophistication dates back to a time when socializing was safer behind closed doors — at home, the only place where we could be ourselves and let our hair down, or wear that wig.This was all to change when in 1977 Joel Dean and Giorgio DeLuca, two passionate gay food connoisseurs, opened Dean and Deluca,a culinary mecca,in the heart of New york´s SOHO.This high-end food emporium was the first to link the world of fine foods with art and design.









 It launched a revolutionary trend in modern kitchen design and lifestyle that soon became known as the “loft look.”Some have credited the Dean and DeLuca aesthetic — white walls, white tile floors, and butcher block counters accesorized by stainless steel and chrome elements — with inspiring a contemporary revolution in home kitchen aesthetics. Joel saw to it that there was a common ground between the food and the design, This untouchable look, alongside the marked up prices, led some to refer to the store as a “food museum.”This kind of Grocers shop had never been seen before.
The Biba brand in London had launched its own label food range four years earlier in September 1973.This very much followed the fashion of the time and backed up the brands main creation, a retro fashion line that was innovative but was in no way the front runner for a new lifestyle movement.Harvey Nichols in Knightsbridge however were the first to take a leaf or two from the Dean and Deluca catalogue when they launched their 5th Floor shopping experience in 1994.A new restaurant, café, bar and food market, designed by architects Wickham and Associates,opened on the fifth floor, with a direct access express lift which allowed for later opening hours after the main store closed.The design led food packaging was synonymous with and very much emulated what had been seen in New York 17 years earlier.


 

So where did all this come from? Remember when the word ‘gay’ meant happy? "Gay" is a great word. Here's why: it rhymes with everything. Also, it's brief. The term was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy" What happened next was that gayness and happiness split up, but they've been getting back together ever since and are going strong.Nowadays it is comfortably used to describe those with homosexual leanings, especially men.
  Look at how gayness has influenced our kitchens and what is in them, from cookery books to kitchen aids and I quote "Gayware."Its no wonder marketeers capitalized on the word to sell their products.I´d die for a Glamour food bin, wouldn´t you? I don’t need Ovaltine to wake up gay in the morning, but it does help, I’m not going to lie.This explains so much about my childhood. If my dear mother hadn’t been so stingy with the Ovaltine, I might have ended up bisexual instead of gay.
Ah but has anyone ever owned  a Gay-la singing kettle? I´d love one.
I remember my dear mother trying in vain to telephone me for days on end,When she finally got through and I answered her voice echoed down the receiver saying "where have you been? I have been trying to get hold of you.Were you out being gay?"  If only she had lived to know the truth.

A gay cookbook? Pre-Stonewall? I never thought any such thing could exist.The gay cookbook is a complete compendium of camp cuisine and menus for men... or what have you.
This gem of a cookbook combines the kitsch of 60′s cooking in all its urbanity and every gay stereotype known to mankind.
I haven’t been able to find much about it but it seems to have been done as high camp,really? Case in point the recipe for  “swish steak.”  The cover alone is worth the price of admission.Speaking of which its considered rude to talk with your mouth full but what about Cakes Men like






Thursday, 30 January 2020

Cauliflower risotto with pangrattato

 I was watching yet another food programme on the TV the other night.The contestants challenge was to take one particular vegetable and showcase it in a single dish.The judge selected as the chosen ingredient cauliflower,one of my favourite vegetables.Well I am sorry, but one lady opted for roasted cauliflower steak probably the blandest vegan non starter of the gastro pub history of the last decade.(Yes I know before you pick me up on the fact that I cooked it myself,not a vegan version I must add,and blog posted it on here,I had to test and try before I decried). The majority chose a curry in which to highlight the cauliflower´s potential.Another produced spicy cauliflower fritters.The potential in the originality of this dish appealed to my palate but sadly she failed on flavour,being brutally "stabbed through the heart" by one particular judge citing the dish as “a little clumsy.” I thought a programme about hearty, imaginative home cooking should be warm and nurturing not a cold kitchen of cruelty.
One contestant however wowed the judges with a classic cauliflower cheese.Good on you girl.If I had been put on the line here in a blind challenge of this type, I would have opted for this root to floret cauliflower risotto which uses every part of the crucifer right down to roasting some florets for the crumb topping.
Cauliflower´s Portuguese name, couve-flor,or cabbage flower, is prettier,and horticulturally more correct, than the rather pedestrian Anglo-saxon `flower on a stalk´translation.We are lucky enough here in Portugal to have these crucifers in season all year round.They are best however just after winter,when they have had a longer growing season and are packed full of vitamins, so ideal for soups curries and in this case a risotto with a difference.There is some disagreement over the origin of the cauliflower.My preferred source is that it was developed in the 12th century by Arab gardeners, giving a distinct link of how it came to the Algarve. More probably however it is attributed to the Romans a thousand years earlier.The wild cabbage grew throughout the Eastern Mediterranean and it was not long before its florets landed in the kitchens of Northern Europe.Whatever its humble patrimony this wonderfully versatile brassica deserves a rightful place on our tables today.Its reputation of being bland and soggy is the fault of the cook not the vegetable.If cooked correctly,  with a little imagination thrown in, it is a foil for many distinguished flavours. I used every bit of the cauliflower to make this dish,including the stock by boiling down the  protective leaves that most cooks would normally discard.The `pan´ in the pangrattato is not as one would have expected,bread, but crumbs made from the cauliflower, crisply roasted and mixed with garlic,parmesan, parsley and lemon zest.
Cauliflower risotto with its own pangrattato
serves 4 
500g cauliflower,broken into medium sized florets,leaves saved
500ml stock made from boiling down the leaves
1 bay leaf
75ml greek yoghurt
4 tbsp olive oil
20g salted butter
2 banana shallots,finely chopped
350g Arborio rice
100g parmesan
1 clove garlic finely grated
handful flat leaf parsley leaves chopped
zest of 1 lemon grated 
First remove and coarsely chop the outside leaves of the cauliflower and put them in a pan with750ml of boiling water.Boil for 20 minutes and allow to cool before discarding the leaves and straining and measuring of 500ml of stock.While the stock is cooling break off 200g of florets into very tiny crumbs,cutting them off the stalks( add these stalks to the rest of the florets to cook and purée.The pieces you break off should look like roughly chopped breadcrumbs.crumble a few with your fingers too to get a contrast in size. You need to end up with about 100g.Set aside.Heat the stock in a large pan.In another pan bring 800ml of water to the boil and add Flor de sal and the bay leaf.Simmer 200g of the florets(and the cut stalks from above)) for 6-8 minutes until just soft enough to purée.Strain through a sieve set over a bowl to catch the liquid and add it to the stock.Discard the bay leaf and put the cauliflower in a liquidiser with a few tablespoons of the liquid/stock mixture,season and whizz to a purée with the yoghurt and set aside.
Heat 2 tablespoons of the oil with the butter in a heavy pan over a medium heat and sweat the shallot for about 5 minutes or until just soft.stir in the rice to coat the grains and start adding the stock a ladle at a time letting it get absorbed before adding more.keep the heat very low,enough for the rice not to stick and so the stock does not evaporate by boiling too hard.It should take about 15 minutes.When the risotto is cooked to how you like it( a slight bite inside each grain is best so it is not too soft)fold in the purée and add a little more stock if not loose enough.
Add 50g of parmesan and fold in,season to taste with salt crystals and freshly ground white pepper,heat briefly then turn off the heat.Put a lid on and leave until the pangrattato is ready.To make the pangrattato,heat the rest of the oil and fry the cauliflower crumbs until golden,add the garlic,stir for 30 seconds and tip into a bowl,adding the other 50g of parmesan,parsley and grated lemon zest.Serve the risotto with the pangrattato on top and a little olive oil spooned over. 

Friday, 24 January 2020

Mrs Maynes Scotch Broth, “the Pot au Feu of Scotland!”

As it's Burns Night this weekend (Saturday 25 January), I’ve put together one of my favourite recipes for a simple celebration meal.Forget the haggis and whisky sauce, this traditional Scotch broth is straightforward and delicious.
The quintessential Scottish dish for several centuries! Rich, robust and flavoursome, Scotch Broth represents everything that is good about rustic home cooking.
Traditional Scottish housewives, ever thrifty and knowing how to make much of little, knew how to gather up whatever fresh vegetables were available, add them together with lamb, mutton or beef, some barley, split peas and lentils (all staple Scottish ingredients), and simmer the mixture low and slow for hours to achieve a meal that by dinnertime would nourish both body and soul.There are as many variations of Scotch Broth as there are cooks in Scotland and this is my interpretation from memory.Growing up in Scotland in the 1950s and early 60s, there were two types of soup served at every Scottish table: Lentil Soup and Scotch Broth, both are hearty, filling and inexpensive ways to feed your family.
The first time I had this dish was in a small homely restaurant in Dunbar,made for us by  a lady called Mrs Maynes. My father took me there for an impromptu lunch after accompanying him in true bracing seaside weather round the links*.I never enjoyed golf as a game but what I did enjoy was the walking and taking in of the landscaping of a particular course of which there are many fine examples in the UK.
It was the perfect meal for a cold afternoon and left me feeling happily nourished,warmed through and ready to continue my day. Scotch Broth is a hearty soup made with meat stock (traditionally mutton) and vegetables and thickened with barley.To cook it authentically the meat must cook in the soup,adding its flavour to the vegetables.It can then be eaten as a separate course after the soup,or separated from the bones and added in small pieces to the soup,as preferred,much in the style of how Italian meals are constructed.
It must be accompanied by a bap.Baps are soft, wodgy, flattish bread rolls made with white flour,lard,yeast,milk and water and then dusted with flour.Particularly associated with Scotland,they are traditionally eaten at breakfast.The closest I have come to them outside of Caledonia is the Spanish bread roll,pan cristal.

Scotch Broth Serves 6
1 1/2 pounds lamb shoulder or shanks (or beef with bones)
2 tablespoons quality lard or butter
1 medium yellow onion, diced
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup pearl barley
1/3 cup dried green split peas
4 sprigs thyme
2 bay leaves
1 teaspoon salt
6 cups home made lamb bone broth 
1 large carrot, diced
1 turnip, peeled and diced
1 swede, peeled and diced
1 parsnip, peeled and diced
1/2 cup shredded green cabbage
1 medium leek, chopped, rinsed and drained
Fresh chopped parsley for garnish


Cook the onions and garlic in the lard or butter until softened, 4-6 minutes. Add the lamb, herbs, barley, split peas, salt and broth. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to low, cover and simmer for 2 hours. Skim off any foam.
Add the carrot, turnip, swede and parsnip. Simmer for another hour.
Remove the bay leaves and thyme sprigs. Remove the meat, shred it and discard the bones. Return the shredded meat to the pot along with the leek and cabbage. Simmer for another 30 minutes. Add salt to taste. We like this soup on the thick side, almost a stew. If you prefer the soup a bit thinner, add some more broth.
Serve garnished with fresh chopped parsley.
 

  *"Links" and "links course" are terms that refer to a specific style of golf course whose hallmarks include being built on sandy soil along a coastline. Links courses are buffeted by strong winds that require deep bunkers to prevent the sand from blowing away. They are also completely or largely treeless. There are other criteria that specifically define a links course.
All the first golf courses in the sport's history were links courses in Scotland. Great Britain and Ireland are still home to nearly all the true links courses, although links-like courses can be found in other areas, too.

Tuesday, 21 January 2020

I saw, I drooled ,I hollered.... sesame prawn toasts

We all have our guilty pleasures. I love eating all sorts of different things. It’s true that some of those things are relatively high in fat, sugar or salt, but I never feel guilty for eating them because I get so much satisfaction out of it,so no new year resolutions there mother. And of course there’s another side to this equation, a golden rule that has subconsciously managed my relationship with food my entire life: no food is ‘bad’ food, it’s just the way you eat it.One of my culinary guilty pleasures stems from a childhood introduction into Chinese food.A day out from boarding school with ones parents in the 1950´s was never complete without lunch at the local Chinese restaurant.(I was always mystified by  crispy seaweed).Whether you’re celebrating the Lunar New Year this weekend (the year of the rat) or just looking for a winning winter appetiser,these little chaps are pretty easy to prepare.
Enter sesame prawn toasts: cheap white sliced bread,I know, topped with a savoury prawn mixture, deep fried until golden and crisp. It reads like a nutritional nightmare. But I adore them, because every single crunchy and juicy bite hits the proverbial spot and lights up the sensory centres in my brain. And more importantly,I dont make a habit of eating sesame prawn toasts every day.
And here’s another secret to really enjoying these so-called ‘naughty’ foods: make them yourself. That way you have executive control over what goes in, which in itself must surely be better by virtue of eliminating the artificial flavours, colours, preservatives and lower-quality ingredients that by necessity end up in mass-produced and processed food.
Sesame prawn toasts
Serves 8
(16 pieces)
4 slices of white bread, crusts off and cut into 16 triangles
190g raw king prawns, shells off
1 egg white
2 tsp ginger, finely diced
1 tsp light soy sauce
2 pinches salt
2 pinches ground white pepper
3 – 4 tbsp sesame seeds
vegetable oil, for frying
Blitz together the prawns, egg white, ginger, soy sauce, salt and white pepper in a food processor until you have a bitty paste. Spread the prawn paste mixture evenly over the 16 bread triangles, aiming for a layer of paste that is 3-4mm thick. Generously pat a layer of sesame seeds onto the prawn toasts. Heat 1 - 2 cm of vegetable oil in a medium-sized saucepan. Test that it is ready for frying by dipping in a piece of crust from the bread - it should sizzle and bubble but not turn brown immediately. In batches, fry the sesame toasts. Lower them into the oil prawn-side down for 1-2 minutes, then flip and fry for a further 1-2 minutes until the bread is golden and crispy. Remove onto kitchen paper or a cooling rack, then serve immediately while still hot and crunchy.

Saturday, 18 January 2020

Ensopado de borrego Alentejano

I dont know what happened last year.I lost my way,it was like my giddy joie de vivre had been ripped right out of me and I was having a terrible time finding it again.However come October and It was truly amazing what magic, connubials can conjure.Come New year, and my goodness, my system is in equilibrium and has been restored with a vengeance and a Portuguese lamb stew, awakening the tastebuds and bringing me back to the land of the living.With a big trumpet fanfare my Portuguese periplus* continues, circumnavigating my way through the nations colder months and comforting array of regional foods.... Ensopados,feijoadas, chanfanas, guisados,whats not to like? While cold weather continues,scattered rain showers come and go this is the month that prepares us, like Glenn Miller´s famed theme, to get "in the mood" for the coming season.Temperatures have risen slightly and whenever I walk outside that cold north wind that was playing carousels with the fallen leaves and my new blowy hairdo has abated.
So before we pack away our casseroles and bowls of broth its one last chance to make Ensopado de borrego ( Lamb stew ).This classic dish plays an important part in the Alentejo´s traditional recipes although it varies slightly from farm to farm or family to family.
Bom apetite! Um abraço gastronómico.
Enjoy your meal! A gastronomic hug.


Ensopado de borrego( lamb stew )
2 kg of lamb quarters from shoulder, breast,neck and chops cut into pieces
125g of lard
3 onions sliced ​​half moon

1 stick celery,chopped
1 carrot chopped
6 cloves garlic, minced
2 bay leaves cut in half
1 sprig of chopped parsley
1 teaspoon white peppercorns
1 chili sliced
2 tbsp paprika
Salt to taste
1 tablespoon plain flour
125 ml of white wine vinegar
Slices of grilled artesan bread


Season the lamb with salt.
Add the paprika, garlic, flour, chilli and peppercorns.
Mix everything very well.
In a clay pot, heat the lard and bay leaves.
Let it warm very well.
When the lard is hot, add the lamb and fry until the meat is colored.
Stir from time to time so that the meat cooks evenly.
After the blond meat, add the cloves, onion and chopped parsley.
Mix it all up.
Cover and cook for 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes, stir again.
Drizzle with vinegar and add approximately 800 ml of boiling water, enough to cover the meat.
Cover and cook over medium heat approximately 40 minutes.
When the meat is cooked and begins to come loose from the bones, remove.
Serve on a platter or large plate over the bread slices.
If you want, accompany it with potatoes boiled in water or in a little broth of the stew.


*Periplus  - a voyage or a trip around something (as an island or a coast) : circuit, circumnavigation,usually accompanied by a log book of the journey.

Thursday, 16 January 2020

Pro Brussels?

No matter your feelings on Brussels , 
it’s impossible not to love these Beer Battered Fried Brussels Sprouts.
  I know we’re coming to the end of brussels sprouts season,but in the  farmers market this month,for the very first time, I saw brussels sprouts.Thirteen years ago when we first came to Portugal could we find a brussels sprout,could we heck.Locals had never heard of them and now today they are rolling off supermarket shelves.It just confirmed my thoughts that Brussels are undergoing a renaissance. 

Naughty Naughty! So Naughty! What a naughty way to have your sprouts! These fried veggies, believe me, are sinfully tasty. Deffo  not a recipe for ones who are on veganuary or eating veggies to diet, but an awesome recipe for those who are not, sorry guys.I just couldn’t resist making these delightful little fried Brussels sprouts.It takes the healthy out of the veggies, but they didn't take long at all to deep fry, so they were not oily at all. In fact, I felt they would benefit even more from some sort of accompaniment like an anchovy butter or hollandaise type dipping sauce. But on their own they make really great unique little snacks.
Not only does frying Brussels sprouts mean you get to enjoy a delicious beer breaded coating, but it also gets rid of some of the bitterness that sprouts can be known for. Which is why I think you could even convince a lifelong Brussels sprout hater to eat a few of these bad boys.I am deffo going to put bacon in the batter next time that will convert any sproubting thomas.
 make sure your halved brussels are completely 
dry before frying to ensure maximum crispness
  "Brussels are undergoing a renaissance"
And for you genuine Brussels sprouts lovers, don’t worry; those beautiful green layers are still nestled within the coating.Hello, little bites of heaven, and goodbye memories of those grey overcooked, mums mushy brussels sprouts of childhood.
These totally hit the spot and were the perfect little appetizer. Even though I definitely should have been eating them as a side dish to a meal, I just couldn’t stop snacking. I loved them on their own, but dipping them in  a creamy tangy dressing would bring them to whole new levels.For different flavours add Cajun Seasoning or curry powder to the batter,or dare I say it,bacon.

Beer Batter Fried Brussels Sprouts

serves 8
500g brussels sprouts; cleaned, trimmed, and halved
sunflower oil
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup rice flour
1/2 tsp coarse salt
1/4 tsp cayenne
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 cup cold beer


Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add halved brussels sprouts and let cook for 7 minutes. Drain sprouts and wrap them in a clean kitchen towel to dry as much as possible.
Pour canola oil in a deep pot so it's about 2" deep and heat to between 365-400 degrees.
While oil is heating, mix flour, cornmeal, salt, and cayenne in a large bowl. Stir in egg and beer.
When oil is hot, work in batches to dunk sprouts in batter and carefully drop in the oil. Let fry for about 4 minutes, until they're golden brown. You'll likely have to adjust burner level to keep oil temperature in the right range. When sprouts are golden, remove from oil and place in a paper towel-lined bowl. Continue until all sprouts are fried.
 Tips for getting the crispiest fried sprouts: Dry sprouts as much as possible after blanching. Water remaining on sprouts may keep them from getting crispy.
Make sure beer is chilled. Room temperature beer may result in a less crispy coating.
Keep oil between 365 degrees and 400 degrees. If oil temperature drops below this, sprouts will not crisp up as they should.

Sunday, 12 January 2020

Oranges are not the only fruit

I wonder at the advancements and innovations the Moors brought with them to this region, from their scientific developments (like distillation processes, even though they didn't drink alcohol for religious reasons), to their planting habits (as they invaded, they planted citrus trees as they went, both for the fruit, and the scent - hence Seville's famous orange trees).Well before you utter the word marmalade the bitter orange season is here again.Pupils dilate with excitement when the word goes round that the Seville oranges are in the shops.Once again the house is filled with the citrus smell that I equate with perfect happiness.
Today many people have lost all feeling for what food is seasonal and what is not. Everything is available throughout the year. The bitter or Seville orange is one of the few exceptions. Its season is short, from mid-December to February, and even then unless you frequent the Iberian peninsula this fruit can be  hard to find. If you have found a supplier, buy a great quantity and freeze the oranges you do not use immediately.If you have a tree,even better,or just make lots of marmalade.
If you want to freeze Seville oranges, pour water that has just been boiled over them, dry them well, wrap them separately in foil and then store them in a freezing bag.
 I have made a bitter orange tart. Ideally this should be made with Seville oranges,but if you want to make this when they are not available the trick is to use sweet eating oranges and add the juice of a lime in order to replicate as closely as possible the fragrant bitterness of Sevilles.This recipe involves several steps which can be divided over a few days to split what could be quite an undertaking into a series of small tasks taking just a few minutes each.

Seville orange tart with a blueberry topping
The tangily sharp smooth pale cream is offset by the purple black headiness of glazed berries on top.

24cm x 6cm fluted tart tin

FOR THE FILLING
juice (200ml) and zest of 2-3 Seville oranges
or of 1 eating orange and 1 lime
250g caster sugar
300ml double cream
6 large eggs

FOR THE PASTRY
90g soft unsalted butter
75g caster sugar
3 large egg yolks
175g plain flour

FOR THE GLAZE
1 tbsp arrowroot
50g caster sugar
scant tsp orange juice
125ml water
250g blue berries

Start with the filling,a couple of days in advance.The taste is so much better when the juice and the cream and so forth are left to deepen in the fridge for a couple of days.In a wide-mouthed measuring jug,mix the juice with the sugar,add the zest,double cream and eggs,and stir to combine.Cover and chill for up to 3 days in the fridge or alternatively leave at room temperature for a few hours.
You can also make the pastry in advance.
Cream the butter and sugar together,then add the yolks one at a time.Stir in the flour to form a soft dough,then form into a fat disc,wrap in clingfilm and rest in the fridge for 30 minutes.Preheat the oven to 180C/gas mark 4 and put in a baking sheet.Roll out the pastry to fit the tart tin and line it with the pastry,pushing gently down so that it lies flat on the bottom,leaving a little overhang.Put back in the fridge for a further 20 minutes to rest again.
Roll a rolling pin over the top of the tart tin to cut off excess pastry neatly.
Line the tin with foil or baking parchment and fill with baking beans.Put the tin in the oven for 15 minutes,then remove beans and foil or parchment and give it another 5 -10 minutes,until the bottom has dried out,transfer to awire rack to cool a little and turn the oven down to 170C/gas mark 3.
Strain the liquid mixture into the pastry case to remove the zest,put back on the sheet in the oven for 45 minutes.( You may find this easier if you more long-winded,if youif you sieve this mixture into another jug and pour from this into the pastry case already on the sheet in the oven with the rack pulled out.
When the tart is cooked,it should be firm on the top with a hint of a wobble underneath.Remove to a wire rack and let cool.Unmould and transfer to a serving plate.
To make the glazed blueberry topping,combine the arrowroot and sugar in a small saucepan,then stir in the juice and water. Put the pan on the heat and bring to the boil,stirring all the time:it should turn clear very quickly.take it off the heat and add the blueberries,then spoon the now-glossy berries over the top of the tart.leave to set for about 10 minutes.Dont worry when slicing the tart its texture is very soft,on the cusp of a custard.  Serves 8

Thursday, 9 January 2020

At your service,the perfect cocktail

Its amazing to think you can find some real gems or pearls of wisdom within the pages of an in-flight magazine.I am far from being a frequent flyer these days but on those rare occasions, I have always managed to pick up some top tips. Past gems have included a much used cake recipe found on a flight to Turkey, the discovery of a go to bar in Paris and most recently a step by step guide to marketing ones business disguised as a cocktail recipe.As a former graphic graphic designer and entrepreneur whose career has dabbled in strategic marketing, this whimsical advert for an award winning marketing agency on the Wirral appealed to my creative side.
Running a successful and much talked about business for the last ten years with a partner from a background in magazines,who excels at social media management alongside myself, a blogger and reasonably competent copywriter, seemed to draw strong parallels with this snippet I instantly made into a tear sheet.(well it was the 27th December and I assumed that the aforesaid magazine would only have a four day shelf life before the seat pocket would be graced with the new January 20/20 edition) and I speculated that another interested entrepreneur like yours truly might not pick up on the absence of this bottom half of the page, back of book entry.
I would pass on this dynamic company´s offer of a free 1 hour business consultation with their  master mixologist and instead would create my own recipe for  a Casa Rosada house cocktail.Last year I put a Bloody Ñora spin on the classic Bloody Mary, so this time I set about applying the revolutionfour principals to a cocktail based on ten years of running a bespoke bed and breakfast in the East Algarve.
It is not just the quality of the ingredients, but also the balance of qualities and attention to detail that makes a cocktail perfect.Time is of the essence and if you throw all your efforts together at once,with out any measure of thought,then you will  end up with something that takes hold of your tongue and just won’t let go, leaving a sour taste in the mouth.You want something that is a simple joy to sip and not something that will cleave your happy hour.Nothing wrong with a true pisco sour ,mind, but we are in the Algarve and not recommending  a jaunt down to Peru for a fresh limón when your next sour craving hits.Casa Rosada would be more likely to mix you up a pink port and tonic of an evening.At Casa Rosada we are always at your beck and call.Why not join us this spring or summer for a relaxing holiday that seems worlds away from Northern Europe but is actually only two or three hours by plane.Check out the current weather temperature on our website,set the alarm early and you could be here for breakfast and a Bloody Mary to boot.
Here is how in ten years we have we achieved that perfect mixology.....
The Casa Rosada perfect mix
100ml Strategic marketing
50 ml clear liquid graphic design
1  x strong branded website design
5ml social media management
Pure natural juice of copywriting
a sprinkle of creativity
1.Preparation is the key.Make sure you have everything in place.Mise en place is of the essence.Lay out all your ingredients in front of you,this will allow you to see exactly what you are working with.Ensure all the ingredients are correct and up to date and the right amounts are measured before starting.
2.Put you strategic marketing into the shaker before adding the graphic design mix, website design and social media management.
3.Mix and shake before adding the copywriting juice for that extra punch.
4.Serve in a chilled glass and garnish with a sprinkle of creativity to taste.Some might finish with an umbrella, but the Casa Rosada attention to detail says the end product really speaks for itself,plus we dont do naff. 
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