Spamalot- long ago in days of yore

O cozinheiro and his merry maid Mariana on a recent crusade to Mertola Castle

It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear.

The climate must be perfect all the year. ( ticks the right box)

A law was made a distant moon ago here:

July and August cannot be too hot. ( not the case I´m afraid )

And there's a legal limit to the snow here ( no snow since 1950 )

In Spamalot.

The winter is forbidden till December  ( absolutely )

And exits March the second on the dot. ( on the dot )

By order, summer lingers through September ( lingers longer these days )

In Spamalot.

In short, there's simply not

A more congenial spot

For happily-ever-aftering than here

In Spamalot. (10,443 British residents( and still rising) can´t be wrong)

They come for the restaurants, the great food,fine dining and miles of sandy beaches. Toss in a relatively low cost of living, and Al- gharb makes a warm, attractive long stay and holiday destination.A military stronghold since the time of the crusades, the upstanding town of Castro Marim has a castle a fort, a nature reserve and Casa Rosada, the perfect hostelry for an overnight stay. We like al-gharb a lot.
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